{"id":464,"date":"2014-03-04T16:13:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T20:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=464"},"modified":"2022-07-11T10:31:03","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T14:31:03","slug":"spring-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"Spring Cleaning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow&#8230;what a mess. Five blog sites, two platforms, a mix of themes and topics. &nbsp;I think I&#8217;ll stick to this site for anything but experimental work. I never got to blog about it but I ended up selling my firetruck sometime late in 2010. I guess it&#8217;s like when you think its a good idea to adopt that stray mountain lion kitten and realize, after awhile, it&#8217;s not really practical. That&#8217;s what my wife felt like. Except she never thought it was a good idea. Plus I kept forgetting to turn off the fuel pump and flooded the engine with fuel three times. (yes, this vehicle has a fuel pump that turns on separately from the ignition).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_465\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-465\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/ALF.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-465\" alt=\"The Big Red Truck\" src=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/ALF-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-465\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">1959 American Lafrance Series 900 Pumper<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The guy that bought it, a handyman who lives in the country, thought it was would be a good idea to have an antique firetruck &#8212; see, he has twin 3-year old boys and figured they&#8217;d have all kinds of fun with it. I made sure he had informed his spouse before committing to it. &nbsp;I had to get a flatbed truck to pick it and deliver it the 50 km distance in the country. He arrived late on a rainy Saturday near dinner time. I followed him for the journey, feeling quite sad to see her go. She looked graceful but awkward riding on the back of the flatbed &#8212; perhaps even somewhat embarassed.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the country road, in the pouring rain, I met with the new owner and we let the pumper slide onto the road where a tractor was waiting to pull it up the driveway to his home. As we rounded the corner and arrived at the front porch of the wood-framed home, &nbsp;a woman stood with two smalls boys clutching her skirt. &nbsp;Their father beamed &#8220;Look guys! It&#8217;s a firetruck!&#8221; He asked if I could sound the siren. I press my foot down on the pedal and pumped and the siren let out a wail. The children blocked their ears and began to cry. &nbsp;Good luck, I thought, to all.<\/p>\n<p>He gave me cash and brought me back to the trucker so I could pay for the tow job then bade me goodnight. I climbed up to the passenger window of the immense Freightliner and paid the driver. I thanked him for his services and stepped back onto the lower step of the truck. &nbsp;Then realized there is no lower step.<\/p>\n<p>I landed hard on my back with my head hitting the hard, cold muddy ground. I struggled to stay conscious as I realized that a good part of my body was beneath the cab and the driver, not knowing that I fell, was revving the engine and getting ready to put his vehicle into gear.<\/p>\n<p>I scrambled and cleared the underside with barely a few seconds to spare. I sat in the mud for a few moments, contemplating how close I had come to losing the use of my lower body (at best) &#8212; it put my sadness over losing the firetruck into perspective. Yet another left turn, averted that night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow&#8230;what a mess. 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