{"id":424,"date":"2007-12-15T21:13:27","date_gmt":"2007-12-16T01:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=424"},"modified":"2022-07-10T15:05:59","modified_gmt":"2022-07-10T19:05:59","slug":"confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=424","title":{"rendered":"Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_461\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-461\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/155_15957015356_9074_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-461\" alt=\"Big Red Truck\" src=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/155_15957015356_9074_n-300x199.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-461\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">1959 American Lafrance 900 Series Pumper<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So, I have a firetruck. No&#8230;not a model fire truck, not a toy fire truck, not one of those little pencil sharpeners shaped like a fire truck. A fire truck. It&#8217;s 24 feet long, with a red rotating light, a siren that will part traffic like Moses did to the Red Sea and 2 mean-looking fire axes mounted on the side. My children think its normal to have a fire truck parked in the driveway. My neighbours think I&#8217;m nuts. My wife still hasn&#8217;t forgiven me. I have a firetruck.<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t everybody?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a firetruck. No&#8230;not a model fire truck, not a toy fire truck, not one of those little<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=424\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Confession<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-firefighting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":909,"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions\/909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}