{"id":131,"date":"2010-10-04T21:58:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T01:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2022-07-11T08:59:09","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T12:59:09","slug":"adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/instipator.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Adventure!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got up early this morning to start packing up the hotel room. Thomas still congested but, on the advice of one of Erin&#8217;s cousins who is an MD, we stopped into town last night to pick up some off-the-shelf meds to soothe Tom&#8217;s sore throat. It seems to help and, hopefully, we can avert a journey into Ireland&#8217;s medical system.<br \/>\nAt the rental agency, we opted for a Volks Touran, a slightly larger model, since we have quite a bit of luggage. It was a good choice&#8230;a diesel model which gets almost 1,000 km per tank of &#8220;petrol&#8221;, as they say here.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095625.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-135\" title=\"20101005-095625.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095625-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"184\" height=\"184\"><\/a><br \/>\nOpting for the coast road instead of the motorway, our first stop was on a slight roadside cliff which offered a spectacular view of the Irish Sea. Thomas, in urgent need of voiding his bladder, was tossed off the side of the cliff to relieve himself. As his escort, I held on to him but not before suffering some minor scrapes from some kind of vines that was clinging to the stone fence on the edge of the sidewalk.<!--more--><br \/>\nFurther down the road, we weaved our way through villages and towns, most roads being barely wide enough to accommodate two cars (many weren&#8217;t). Vegetation is so thick here that there is no shoulder on most roads except motorways. <a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095716.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-140\" title=\"20101005-095716.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095716-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"206\" height=\"206\"><\/a>When meeting an oncoming vehicle, I habitually veered into bushes and shrubs, much to Erin&#8217;s consternation. I am mostly accustomed to driving on the &#8220;wrong&#8221; side now, though it&#8217;s a bit of a challenge on roundabouts at first&#8230;it&#8217;s counterintuitive for me to turn right into a traffic circle but there are so many of them here that I got the hang of it quickly.The Touran, being a standard shift, gave me a bit of hard time &#8230; a six-speed, I&#8217;d sometimes slip it into the wrong gear, usually at an inopportune time &#8212; like just as I get into a roundabout &#8212; and it would stall. Apparently (found this out the hard way), you need to completely turn off the ignition before attempting restart. Can you spell &#8220;awkward&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095655.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-137 alignleft\" title=\"Installed incorrectly\" src=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095655-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"><\/a>Part of the way down, with Erin trying to locate our position and me concentrating on collision avoidance, I could hear Tom&#8217;s soft and raspy voice in the background. &#8220;Just a minute Thomas,&#8221; I asked. Then he addresses his mother&#8230;&#8221;Maman, could I have a bit of help?&#8221; to which she replied similarly&#8230;&#8221;Just a minute Thomas&#8230;&#8221; After the requisite pause&#8230;&#8221;but Maman&#8230;I have a problem.&#8221; Finally, Erin&#8217;s turns around and shouts &#8220;Stop the car! Stop the car!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095702.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-139\" title=\"Installed properly\" src=\"http:\/\/instipator.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/20101005-095702-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"><\/a>As it turned out, I had installed the rented car seat upside down thinking it was something that one sat on rather than something a child would wear. After a while Thomas just slipped under it and found himself with his legs in the air and the lap belt around his neck. Hence the screaming.<\/p>\n<p>After awhile, we found ourself near Wexford minus the sunshine we started off with so we decided to opt for a faster, less scenic route. Hoping on to the N30, we discovered that the &#8220;highway&#8221; is not much better than the cowpaths on the coastal route&#8230;the main difference is the speed limit. At 100kph, some parts of the road look positively deadly. Combine that with some of the older homes that have front doors a mere footstep from the roadway and a driver unaccustomed to right-hand drive and the only thing you&#8217;re missing is absent or poor signage to your destination.<br \/>\nYou guessed it&#8230;some roads have no names (think of U2), bifurcations are mostly unmarked, highways turn into cowpaths and back and, in the end, we got lost (in spite of GPS) a dozen times. Without GPS to show us where we were, we would have sure ended seeking refuge in some farmhouse near some town named Kilsomething. We arrived at Erin&#8217;s cousin&#8217;s home just past dinner time and, as it is with the Irish, dinner was on the table shortly thereafter. Hospitality has Ireland as its birthplace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got up early this morning to start packing up the hotel room. 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